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Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2016-09-26 10:09 pm
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FWD:FW:FW: TO ALL ANIMAL LOVERS PLEASE HELP US SHUT DOWN THIS HORRIBLE SITE

[identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com 2009-09-27 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
To anyone with love and respect for life: In New York there is a Japanese man who sells "bonsai-kittens." Sounds like fun huh? NOT! These animals are squeezed into a bottle. Their urine and feces are removed through probes. They feed them with a kind of tube. They feed them chemicals to keep their bones soft and flexible so the kittens grow into the shape of the bottle. The animals will stay their as long as they live. They can't walk or move or wash themselves. Bonsai-kittens are becoming a fashion in New York and Asia.

See this horror at: http://www.bonsaikitten.com

Please sign this email in protest against these tortures. If you receive an email with over 500 names, please send a copy to: anacheca@hotmail.com. From there this protest will be sent to USA and Mexican animal protection organizations.

Re: FWD:FW:FW: TO ALL ANIMAL LOVERS PLEASE HELP US SHUT DOWN THIS HORRIBLE SITE

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-09-27 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
How did you get this address?
thenormalsquint: ([Angela]: up to no good)

[sent from a spoofed email address] | Subject: CONFIDENTIAL PROPOSAL

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2009-09-27 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
My name is Mr.Moses Odiaka.I work in the credit and accounts department of
Union Bank of NigeriaPlc,Lagos, Nigeria. I write you in respect of a
foreign customer with a Domicilliary account. His name is Engineer Manfred
Becker. He was among those who died in a plane crash here in Nigeria
during the reign of late General Sani Abacha.

Since the demise of this our customer, Engineer Manfred Becker, who was an
oil merchant/contractor, I have kept a close watch of the deposit records
and accounts and since then nobody has come to claim the money in this a/c
as next of kin to the late Engineer. He had only $18.5mllion in his a/c
and the a/c is coded. It is only an insider that could produce the code or
password of the deposit particulars. As it stands now,there is nobody in
that position to produce the needed information other than my very self
considering my position in the bank.

Based on the reason that nobody has come forward to claim the deposit as
next of kin, I hereby ask for your co operation in using your name as the
next of kin to the deceased to send these funds out to a foreign offshore
bank a/c for mutual sharing between myself and you. At this point I am the
only one with the information because I have removed the deposit file from
the safe.By so doing, what is required is to send an aplication laying
claims of the deposit on your name as next of kin to the late Engineer. I
will need your full name and address telephone/fax number,company or
residential, also your bank name and account,where the money will be
transfer into.

Finally i want you to understand that the request for a foreigner as the
next of kin is occassioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner
and for that reason alone a local cannot represent as next of kin. When
you contact me, then we shall discuss on how the money will be split
between us and others we shall also speak in details.I am currently in
europe for a six months course,you can reach me on this number for further
discussion 0031 623 866 723.Kindly send your reply to my private email
address stated below mosesodig1@zwallet.com or mosesodiaka1@yahoo.com

Trusting to hear from you,

I remain Respectfully yours,

Mr Moses Odiaka.
(0031 623 866 723)

:I

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-09-27 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
CLICK [this message is spam]

DELETE.

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[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 07:25 am (UTC)(link)

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Yep.

Still, you could do some digging.

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[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 07:31 am (UTC)(link)

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
I already have interior for now. I'll let you in. If he is truly loopy, he shouldn't be on his own. You can be the watch wallaby.

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[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 07:35 am (UTC)(link)

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
And miss out on raiding his fridge while observing him?

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[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 07:39 am (UTC)(link)

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
First pick. ...You wouldn't understand.

Give it one more day. Then we'll take him in if he doesn't improve.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
Curses have been extended beyond twenty four hours lately.

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[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 07:46 am (UTC)(link)

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
Five days and this is the best we have to work with. Fine. You're responsible for finding a means of transportation.

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[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 07:55 am (UTC)(link)

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
He's like a wet noodle.

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[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 08:05 am (UTC)(link)

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
Don't eat your spinach do you, Popeye?

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[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 08:13 am (UTC)(link)

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
When this is over, I'll tell Wilson that you think he's fat.

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[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 08:17 am (UTC)(link)

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
Paxil.

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[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 08:24 am (UTC)(link)

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