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Did you fall on your head? You're dating a girl who is more than a decade younger than you. One that thought that an appropriate cosmetic to be used for a formal occasion has a flavor.

house, she's practically twenty. i haven't been picked up for loitering outside kindergarden.

You were having sex before she was out of elementary school. There is nothing wrong with this picture with dingo vision?

when she was nineteen. and no. half the doctors i've ever met are either married to a woman young enough to be their daughter, or they're having an affair with one. i think that puts me morally ahead on two fronts.

How many people has she slept with before you? Does she call it "doing it" and nothing else?

i don't know. a couple, probably. are you getting kicks from the details?

LIAR. You know. You'd make it your business to know.

why? so i can be jealous of a couple of college boys? she's had boyfriends, i assume they've slept together. it's a primary teenage activity.

Because you're a doctor and building a medical history for a loved one is second nature.

If there's nothing to hide, why is it that this only comes into light when your life is in danger?

i don't march every woman i see down to the STD clinic before or first date. and i was taking her to a ball tonight. probably would have come to light then.

It would be a dandy thing to do before you sleep with her. Unless you have no suspicion of their being a problem if she's a virgin. Not that you'd care at all. What a great time to show off your living recreation of Great Balls of Fire.

wow, i never knew you were this hung up on the sanctity of maidenhood. any idea how old the guy eden's seeing is? or the one i've heard she saw before?

Edited 2011-02-16 06:44 (UTC)

Eden didn't sleep with anyone she had any real affection for. It was curse induced. Your lapse in judgment is too long running and deep rooted to be only a curse. Judging by how defensive you're getting, you were Claire's first. Good thing you gave up the seminary stick or else this would have been very, very difficult.

Nice that you'd bring up Eden about now. Where is she? Two employees out of commission.

I'm not talking about curses. Edens in a relationship with an older guy, what makes that different? I don't know how experienced Claire is but I'm willing to bet Eden hasn't got much over her, if anything. ...she told ne she was busy. Last time we spoke.

For one, she has more mileage. And for two, it's been in the open. Three because everything goes in three, neither she or the boyfriend have ever been whistle-blowing, self-righteous types.

Most importantly, she's not dating you. I expect more from you. Mostly I expect that you not be after a model for Baby Soft.

...you're not mad because of who I'm dating. you're mad because you didn't -know- who I was dating.

I have to be mad to try and rationalize with you?

Still you are avoiding or accepting any big issue in the matter. It's about me and how I'm reacting, or Eden. Enough.

i'm dating a nineteen year old. now you know.

You should have went for the souped up expensive car, I'm sure half the doctors you've met have those too. At least it's not wrecking another person's development and having people question yours.

the state of new jersey considers mental development to be sufficient at 16. how old do your statute books make it?

i wouldn't have let this happen if i thought it was screwing her up.

Sufficient. That's good enough.

You'd be on that at sixteen then, since it's so okay.

Woah. Wait. You thought at all?

i've known her two years. yeah, obviously i didn't think before i acted at all. i'm not with her because of her age, i'm with her despite it.

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