076. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

I'll talk to you. If I have to. No physical contact. You could be contagious. Vaccinations aren't mandatory. Sadly Speed Sticks aren't either.

No, it isn't Lupus. No, I don't care what you think. No, I don't have an accent.

[ooc; Hit him. Hard.]

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Lansing is where in Hollywood?

FOREMAN WOULD HIT IT IF I CAN POST THIS DAMMIT.

[covet.livejournal.com]

[merboo.livejournal.com]

Do you like my avatar, House?

[covet.livejournal.com]

Tapping that barrel in your bed, sunshine.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The resemblance is uncanny.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Are you going to tell me that you're banging someone in my bed too?

[merboo.livejournal.com]

You're even waving your favourite things.

Re: FOREMAN WOULD HIT IT IF I CAN POST THIS DAMMIT.

[funkybrewsta]

Cheeeecking out the Cockmonster

this is new info to me

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

There's no Foreman to pick the locks.

[icarus_suraki]

Ew. No. What kind of weird Freudian fantasy would that be?

[covet.livejournal.com]

Jealousy, or lust?

....

[narnian]

I can't even.

they bang in his bed season three ep 15 :X

[covet.livejournal.com]

Cameron seems to know her way around your place fairly well. And you keep the key on top of the door frame. Lame hiding place.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Theirs. (http://vicodincrutch.livejournal.com/19847.html?thread=1525383#t1525383)

Re: ....

[covet.livejournal.com]

bom chicka wah wah

[funkybrewsta]

Both.

[icarus_suraki]

Fuckin' freaks, man. Ew.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I don't have big enough arms to wave anything else. It's just the essentials.

thought we were talking about the city chapter sexipades

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It's a good thing I don't live in the hood. Bitches get capped.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Is that a voice of reason? I may need to get my ears checked. For now, yes. I agree.

[b-radwick.livejournal.com]

I was sad to read that Steve died.

[80s-vampire.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm a vampire, I have a high tolerance for weirdness.

[some-coercion.livejournal.com]

Fuck off.

[icarus_suraki]

Reasonably reasonable, yes. And I've got two audiologists in my house right now, so you can get your ears checked any time you like.

[plan-a-fubared.livejournal.com]

... uh, no sir, I'm not.

Lieutenant Dan Meyer, US Navy.