076. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

I'll talk to you. If I have to. No physical contact. You could be contagious. Vaccinations aren't mandatory. Sadly Speed Sticks aren't either.

No, it isn't Lupus. No, I don't care what you think. No, I don't have an accent.

[ooc; Hit him. Hard.]

Comments

....a coordinated effort by several people with no lives and insufficient sleep <33

[80s-vampire.livejournal.com]

[some-coercion.livejournal.com]

Charming.

[ofthecardump.livejournal.com]

[narnian]

And gravy.

1/2

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

There was a casting problem. The role of Wilson will be played by Calientesa Delgado featured in such films as Mask of Porno and Tiajuana Git It On.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

[whatmendaredo.livejournal.com]

Are you the doctor of this wondrous place?

[fear-teh-rsl.livejournal.com]

... oh no.

And... you wouldn't happen to be joking, by any chance, would you?

[plan-a-fubared.livejournal.com]

... what?

<3 <3 FOREVERRRR

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You're number five.

[funkybrewsta]

Stingy. You just wanna have Cuddy all to yourself. Fine with me anyway. I want you to smash that in the closet like a certain other couple.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Of the new batch.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Now is a fine time for you to be faking amnesia.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Let me guess. You're the rogue cop on the edge?

[80s-vampire.livejournal.com]

What?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The diagnosis. Duh.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Damn. Now I'm hungry and annoyed.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Yes. The doctor.

[some-coercion.livejournal.com]

What? No. Jon Salter. I make movies.

[covet.livejournal.com]

Omg, you can, like, have a hoyay fivesome.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Does anyone get laid around here?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

There are five new citizens with your face. There were two already existing. Which makes it seven total.

[fear-teh-rsl.livejournal.com]

Fantastic. I'm surrounded by fictional characters... maybe I've just lost it.

Right. Because I'm sure faking would work on you.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

If you make porn, it looks like there's a captive, bored audience just waiting for your work.

[covet.livejournal.com]

Chase.