vicodincrutch: (doctoring)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2009-06-23 10:45 am

074. Diagnosis

The counseling love-in and other shoulder to cry on services is provided by the hospital only. Ask for Dr. Sahl. No more questions or gab sessions about the curse. If you're oh so compelled, do it on your own time off of the clock over whatever fruity cocktail you have your friend order because you don't want to look like a weenie.

Moving right a long.

Sicko roll call. Holla atcha boy. In the absence of Foreman that'd be me. I want a head count and full tally. Complaints will be disregarded or given to Chase, sob stories go to Cameron and awkward sexual side effects to treatment will go to Returner.

Staff--God, I hate that word--besides coming up with a team name we've got a new case. He's too interesting for the hospital. (Two dings in one post, but who is counting.) 

Wilson, the masses are concerned. I had no idea I was your spoke's person. I would have made preparations.

[ooc; New case. Oh boy...]

thenormalsquint: ([Angela]: right and i'm the tooth fairy)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2009-06-23 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Sheesh. And here I wrote up an entire novel of questions just for you.

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[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
'Minions?'

I could handle the awkward sexual side effects.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Save it for the next big snow storm. It should burn nicely.

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[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Do we have his file? I assume there's a reason he's more interested than all the other patients presenting fever plus delirium.
thenormalsquint: ([Angela]: right on sucker)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2009-06-23 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
The trees have suffered enough already. Tell me when your birthday is and you'll get it then.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
We have his file now.

And so far not too responsive to the other treatments for the rest of the motley crew.

Have you checked his teeth?

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[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
No, but I can check the file.

Jaundice. So whatever it is it's advanced enough to box his liver. Could be hemochromatosis.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
My birthday wish is for you to be very close to an open flame.
thenormalsquint: ([Angela]: a thousand words)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2009-06-23 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
If you just want to see me again, say so. I'm not trying to get third degree burns for a simple visit.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
A transferrin check would make the best call.
ext_246445: (head turn)

[identity profile] darkest0knight.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I go home yet?

[identity profile] downrightlinear.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
People still call each other weenies?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
You could do more than try. Follow in the footsteps of your ancestors.
thenormalsquint: ([Angela]: fffff!)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2009-06-23 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Be a bit more specific. The Texans or the Chinese?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
No. You're trapped forever.

Or until you've recovered. Whichever comes first.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
It hasn't been removed from the dictionary.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
The witches. Duh.
thenormalsquint: ([Angela]: i stare because you're stupid)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2009-06-23 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Now I'm a witch? I thought I was a hooker. Make up your mind.
ext_246445: (neutral)

[identity profile] darkest0knight.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm feeling much better. It's a miracle, hallelujah, let me out.

[identity profile] downrightlinear.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Neither has groovy, but do you see people using it in every day conversation?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Historically they've been one and the same. You can be two different and true stereotypes at once.

[identity profile] cal-sitter.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
What about the "sickos" who aren't well enough to read?
thenormalsquint: ([Angela]: tell me more bullshit)

see icon keywords lol

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2009-06-23 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Really now...

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[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll sic Eden on it.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Because modern lingo is especially imaginative. Everything is recyclable.

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