072. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

I thought that the circus curse was over. I still see dancing bears, caged monkeys and gun tricks. Oh, and more than a few elephants in the room. I think my favorite show is Shut up. Death defying, few are capable of mastering it.

Doppelganger Count: 3
Wilson Double: 1-Neilson
Chase Double: 2--Ishiah (peri), ????
Cameron Double: 0
House Double: 0

I have a headache. So far it doesn't have a name or a double. The day is still young. There could always be a surprise illness of fictional origin that can be cured with magic water. At least that's the old reliable standard. Yes, that still bothers me. No, we don't need to talk about it.

There's a shortage of strip joints. Why?

[ooc; heading to work shortly. I will tag when I get back.]

Comments

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

That won't be true for long.

[elevatorwarrior]

(was totally about to respond to the good doc there, but saw this and spittook juice all over his monitor.)

Blair? You're stripping now?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Tell me more.

[winewomenand]

I wish I knew why there was a shortage of strip joints. Possibly because this place is full of puritanical whiners and monologue-delivering supervillains.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

This isn't a luxury resort. Word on the street is that's going to change.

Out of the mouths of babes...

[innovatorgps.livejournal.com]

... that's actually hard to believe in this place.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

And there is so much to immediately accept. You're trapped, you get cursed, you can't die...fine, sure. But this? Terrible.

1/1

[eiremagic]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

What?

[priorcommitment]

...doubles.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Doppelgangers is the other choice term. Clones just doesn't cut the mustard.

[suicideslowly]

I've heard that the Underground has a fair few.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I hate commuting for visual pleasure. Especially when the point of it all is to feel good.

FINALLY responded

[elevatorwarrior]

There was one I went to a while back that was pretty good.

...damned if I remember where it was, though. But yeah, shortage.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

How good is pretty good?

[dr_conscience]

Well, I'm sure there must be some magical cures other than just water.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Shaking a stick and saying an incantation to a hip-hop beat?

[libersacratus.livejournal.com]

I totally agree. There aren't nearly enough nekkid boobies in this place.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Geometric perfect boobs. I've seen some. Could be better.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Neilson.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

And Cameron says she has a double, somewhere. A Star Trek alien or something.

Don't know what the double is.

[as_damaged]

...I'm mainly surprised that it's taken you this long to complain about it.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I can hold it in no longer. So sue me.

I hear that there's a dumpster that's one blondie richer.

[had_not_lived]

You're keeping score now?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

For reference, yes.

Notes help memory.

audio;

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

He has a name too.

audio;

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Only by rumor so far.

You're looking mighty pubescent today.

[orderonto]

One of you is more than enough, Dr. House.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

There can only be one.

Donna rolls her eyes

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

How come no one is championing for your cause. There's only one of you. Talk about an endangered species. Then again, I guess extinction would be for the better.

[ioncewascool.livejournal.com]

Strip clubs encourage the objectification of women and help foster an anti-woman culture! Why would you want MORE of them?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I don't know what backward psychology book you're reading. My interests are anything but anti-women.

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

Another one? Poor Ishiah and Doctor Chase. That should be so confusing.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Poor them?

have one of the triplet set

[coffeenspeed.livejournal.com]

Doubles can be confusing, true.

....headache

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Not after the differentiating tattoos. Or brands. There's an idea.

and have a one and only Chuck Bass

[basstardchuck.livejournal.com]

You'll enjoy the opening of Victrola then.

FOR NOW dun dun duuun

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Are you trying to prolong the suspense?

[plaguesurgeon.livejournal.com]

Headaches are troubling. Not even the Clamp subsides them.

What is a strip joint?