vicodincrutch: (pensive/sad/reflective/leave me alone)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2009-05-04 01:54 pm

071. Diagnosis

If you still have the Black Ick, quit your belly aching and make a pathetic distress call. There's a happy ending. There's no "i" in team. With our powers combined we summoned Captain Planet. The day is saved. Is this a victory? I'm going to say no. Why? This wasn't a solution. Abstract problem solving, that's for sure. I'm not happy with it. I'm sure that's not going to stop everyone else involved from brushing their shoulders off. "Good hustle" comments and ass tapping.

For future curses, I suggest that Neilson have a bell or ribbon or something. Or you can, Wilson. That seems more your style.

Pizza is for breakfast, lunch and dinner. This is living.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
A disease by any other name would still be just as infectious and frustrating.
elevatorwarrior: ((Fan) ???/Can't Be/Disbelief)

[personal profile] elevatorwarrior 2009-05-04 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
That's becau- What the hell does that even mean?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
We could call the Geostigma the Happy Sunshine Syndrome and it wouldn't change anything about it.
elevatorwarrior: ((Dojin) Facepalm/Oi/Sweatdrop)

[personal profile] elevatorwarrior 2009-05-05 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
What a way to put it.

[identity profile] hearttohart.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
True, though Black Ick really could cover anything, considering all sorts of people come here from different worlds, right?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
It could. Black Death is already taken. Geostigma isn't so snappy. You knew what I was talking about anyway.