071. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

If you still have the Black Ick, quit your belly aching and make a pathetic distress call. There's a happy ending. There's no "i" in team. With our powers combined we summoned Captain Planet. The day is saved. Is this a victory? I'm going to say no. Why? This wasn't a solution. Abstract problem solving, that's for sure. I'm not happy with it. I'm sure that's not going to stop everyone else involved from brushing their shoulders off. "Good hustle" comments and ass tapping.

For future curses, I suggest that Neilson have a bell or ribbon or something. Or you can, Wilson. That seems more your style.

Pizza is for breakfast, lunch and dinner. This is living.

Comments

[eiremagic]

I made chicken. No spuds and no bacon so you should be thrilled. Do you want a pot?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No trimmings? What's the occasion? Anticipating another famine?

[eiremagic]

Carrots and onions.

[hearttohart.livejournal.com]

Black Ick? You mean, Geostigma?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

A disease by any other name would still be just as infectious and frustrating.

[elevatorwarrior]

That's becau- What the hell does that even mean?

[hearttohart.livejournal.com]

True, though Black Ick really could cover anything, considering all sorts of people come here from different worlds, right?

[dr_conscience]

Yeah, I'm not wearing a bell, or a ribbon... or any combination thereof.

I take it the magical contribution wasn't to your liking?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

How about a t-shirt that says "I'm the Boss" to up the ante?

That's not a cure. That's deux ex machina.

[dr_conscience]

Or you could spare a few moments to talk to either of us and figure out which one it was with, I'm sure, alarming speed.

It's just never any fun when someone shows you the picture before you've finished your puzzle, is it?

[as_damaged]

It doesn't matter that the people who were ill are now better, or that no one else will be infected?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

When it takes a chant and a wand wave, what do we have to worry about?

[as_damaged]

Worried about obsolescence?

[innovatorgps.livejournal.com]

... Are you... jealous? I can't even tell-

I definitely recommend whatever Eden made over... pizza three times a day.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Chicken. The first white meat. I hate to have pizza go to waste. Have some. Please.

[innovatorgps.livejournal.com]

If... you insist?

[had_not_lived]

I'm pretty sure that if you saw one of us walking along, and yelled "Hey, Neil!", only one of us would turn around.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Do you have to just suck the fun out of everything that fast?

[had_not_lived]

It's unsettling enough without you calling attention to it, that's all.

[somekindofsin.livejournal.com]

A solution would have been nice, of course, but I think that preventing the afflicted from dying was an accomplishment, regardless of how it came about.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Any other platitudes?

[somekindofsin.livejournal.com]

No, I think that will be enough!

aww House is sad because he got the Heart ring? :( /clings

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

We all have our strengths and weaknesses when comes to City diseases, Doctor House. You did a good job.

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Why would you want to do that to Neil.

[filmzbyzach.livejournal.com]

Name tags would work too. Or buttons.