005. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Are they just handing out degrees in medicine in every place but America? Jesus Christ.

She doctor. Ask her about the crystals.

He is a doctor est. 1874 give or take a few years not that it would matter. What a good year for crackerjacks.

Not going to touch this, the latest arrival with a white coat.

Private to Brocklehurst/Viewable to Styles;

Anything else?

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It's only a handicap if it prevents you from treatment. Mine doesn't.

[watashi-psycho.livejournal.com]

Mine has yet to hinder me from treating my patients.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Likewise.

Connecticut, USA I don't think you need the postage code.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Insecure, bored trophy wives seem to run short here. My deepest sympathy, Dr. Costa.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Whatever.

Sure.

Hope you like crying babies.

[evrythingihave.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't do me much good even if you gave it to me.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Almost? It is.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

My thinking too. No inter dimensional mail.

[watashi-psycho.livejournal.com]

[OOc: Not as much as House likes eating them :B]

Not particularly. Your point is valid, but I have my own reasons. I doubt I will really be seeing my patients outside of the operation room, in any event. I'm more of a surgeon than a pediatrician. However, I will do my best to sooth any fears my patients may have.

Re: Private;

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Who?

Re: Private;

[razrsharp.livejournal.com]

An uncouth Canadian in flannel whose idea of entertaining a woman is showing her how to split logs. Inara has requested you. Do you accept?

[evrythingihave.livejournal.com]

Even if we wanted to play penpals in our respective worlds, your home was destroyed a few centuries ago in mine.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Sci-fi. I'm not surprised.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

[ooc; They cage a bit of the snark beast and makes the stubble grow.]

Do you change bags for sanitary reasons? That'd be something to think on.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

[ooc; They cage a bit of the snark beast and makes the stubble grow.]

Do you change bags for sanitary reasons? That'd be something to think on.

Re: Private;

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

...Who's idea was it to hire a mountain man?

What do I need to do if I say yes?

[evrythingihave.livejournal.com]

Without the 'fi,' sure.

Re: Private;

[razrsharp.livejournal.com]

He's an exceptional worker in the right field.

You'll be Inara's escort for the event, introduce her to Lucien Lacroix. He's to be her client for the evening. Black tie, we'll fit you for a tux. I need you to wear a wire as well, and implant a bug in Lacroix's private quarters.

I also hear you'd like to work with a Simon Tam. Do this, and consider Mr. Tam on board.

[beautys-butcher.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. I'll survive without seeing another pair of silicon breasts somehow, I'm sure.

[plant-doctor.livejournal.com]

Too true. Horribly counter-effective to those of who are actually trying to do something.

[watashi-psycho.livejournal.com]

Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I don't know if you noticed, brother but some rather nice 100% home grown sets are not too shabby in these parts.

Re: Private;

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Lumberjacking I'm sure. Sleeping all night and working all day.

Is Inara aware that she's placing the bug?

Good.

Re: Private;

[razrsharp.livejournal.com]

No she isn't. I trust you to keep your discretion, however being fully aware of the situation at hand the decision to escort her or not remains yours.

[beautys-butcher.livejournal.com]

I've noticed a few chests I wouldn't mind taking a closer look at. As a professional, of course.