vicodincrutch: (seated/i gots a cane)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2008-08-13 06:35 pm

050. Diagnosis

Handcuffs made a comeback. Why wasn't I in on that? Better luck next time.

One date. Hm. Maybe for next week? How do you feel about Cone Heads? Maybe Tommy Boy. As far as partically crappy food goes, I like a good sub. I doubt any of the places have Jersey or New York culinary training. I guess that will add to the sup par.

One prescription for Tony Foster. You'll get the other one when the morphine is out. You want a quick fix hit up some drug store. I've got a system. Take it or leave it and risk over medicating.

Private to Morn;
One appointment. Paging Debbie Downer... you're up.
End;

Eden, why are you talking to Dr. Apu? We need to have a talk. One more thing, where the hell is the peanut butter.
eiremagic: (Eden - hide)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-08-14 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
....who's Apu?

It was growing mold. The peanut butter had to fucking go.

[identity profile] lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Jersey... You mean like the cows? I don't think anyone's told me New Amsterdam has special food though.

[identity profile] nogoldbikinis.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Cone Heads?
ext_246445: (hand in my pocket)

[identity profile] darkest0knight.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
You're a pain in the ass, you know that?

[identity profile] morn-hyland.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Morn Hyland.

[identity profile] marsattacked.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, doc. Is it just me or do you take up all the chill pills?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Put on the list Simpsons.

We had plenty. Where did it go?
eiremagic: (Eden - doubts it)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-08-14 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
It was growing fucking mold! Do you know what mold on peanut butter smells like?

[personal profile] orderonto 2008-08-14 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Excuse you.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
I mean Jersey like the state. New Amsterdam hasn't existed for centuries, Lyra. We've talked about this.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't sneeze yet, but thanks.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Nah. Unless they're the cool ones.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Oops. Ready? I am.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
That's hilarious considering that I'm curing a pain of yours. And it isn't in the ass. That may require a separate prescription.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
They aren't from your neck of the galaxy.

[personal profile] orderonto 2008-08-14 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
What I mean is that I have a name, and it is Dr. Suresh.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
The last time I looked at it and tasted it, there wasn't any mold.

I thought there was some on the grocery list.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Not my fault you can't properly introduce yourself. Or that you can't appreciate the Simpsons. It's because they're yellow right?
eiremagic: (Eden - hide)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-08-14 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, if I could read your handwriting. What's an omidn anyway?

[ooc: Read: Onion]
ext_246445: (neck)

[identity profile] darkest0knight.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
You know, I don't really need a scrip to get this stuff.

[identity profile] marsattacked.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Red or blue, doc? I've always found I would've just gone for the invisible one on screen. There's always a third option.

[identity profile] morn-hyland.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
No.

Just make it quick.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Is that why we have four ketchup bottles? Your communication skills are terrible. I thought you said you could read and write.

That's it. I'm typing the lists from now on, itemized as well as alphabetized. You think you can manage that? Or do I need to add pictures?

[identity profile] nogoldbikinis.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't mean you don't get to explain it.
eiremagic: (Eden - false serenity)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-08-14 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, who am I to question your kinks if they involve ketchup?

What do you think I've been doing with your books, anyway? Using them as a stepping stool?

What's so important you need to talk to me?

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