[He might be more impressed to hear that word were it not melded into their typical banter. Of course, he's got himself to blame there. And as for the turducken...]

Of course you do. I'll be sure to keep it in mind for the next Day of Gluttony.

[Which is said jokingly, not to concede. Naturally.]

So... just to be clear, if you were to pick a primary issue, would it be the hypocrisy or is it that the thankfulness is only intended to be a one-day event?