[Noblebaby? Nobletoddler? Ciel is short. And he's probably what? Twelve? Thirteen? House lowballs because it seems like there are plenty of overly dependent young persons in this City.]

Clearly you need to write an instructional manual on the matter.

[Because it's so fascinating and so full of bullshit. The sourpuss never is a fan of expectations or social norms.]

The other option would be live and learn. For the doctor I mean.

[Arrogance? ....it's too easy to touch on that subject.]

I like a good laugh.

[Innards are easier to figure out after you've seen.]