[Plate loaded - a bit less lavishly than House's. He puts on weight more easily, after all... Maybe more importantly, it would undermine his stance that the holiday isn't entirely defined by food.]

It's somewhere in there. Go looking for gravy, it should be nearby.

[Leaning back against the counter, he raises an eyebrow. He'll get comfy; he knows they can both keep up deflections for hours.]

There are a lot of things I could do. That doesn't make them advisable.