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[vicodincrutch]

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Sink me! When I believed that all pursuits not physically consumed were tiresome... a ball. Wine and revelry are just the elixir I need.

....In truth I must make haste to the apothecary or perhaps the nearest man of the orient and replenish my portion of opium. Peglegs are never fashionable. I have many a coordinating cane. 

Though what a bind I find myself in. My mind is troubled by two issues. Do I take along the whining, limp-wristed pansy? ...or the wife? Even more pressing, do I wear the dark blue silk or amethyst? 

[ooc; backdated before the ball~~]

Comments

[misterblackbird.livejournal.com]

If you decide to wear the blue, wear the amethyst instead. If you decide to wear the amethyst, wear the blue instead. It's the only way to invent a conversation at all.

1/3

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

...The what?

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

What are you wearing?

[thenormalsquint]

Both, Monsieur Château, however, I do not believe one will be appreciative to appear by your side after that insult on his name.

[forthathorizon.livejournal.com]

Another man of the sea?

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

What?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Both? Lord man, I daresay you may be on to something. The combination is striking and unoffensive... and eyecatching all the same. Blue amethyst it is!

[ooc: :3 ♥]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I have not a lisp or stutter. A physician such as yourself should be more attentive to his own ears and eyes. Or perhaps you have not the ear or eye for whatever is in style.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Words, however sharp do not draw blood therefore with no injury to person or clothing a true gentleman would shake off these facts.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I beg your pardon?

[thenormalsquint]

But is there a need to behave like a rotten child, regardless of how one would choose to ignore it?

[misterblackbird.livejournal.com]

I meant wear one if you decided on the other. That way you'll be perfectly displeased all evening and you'll always have something to talk about.

But if you want to be more difficult and wear both, I suppose I cannot convince you otherwise.

[adamantined]

I don't even know where to begin.

[forthathorizon.livejournal.com]

You asked to be sunk. I assume it must be in jest because no man who cares for his ship would say such a thing.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Use your best judgement and start at the point of most interest.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It is an expression. They do make those everywhere last I knew.

[adamantined]

Everything in this is of interest. Everything.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Rot? Me? I am unbruised and fragrant therefore not rotten.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Impossible. I'm bored.

[thenormalsquint]

Your words say differently.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No, no, sir. No. You have me convinced. I am to wear both. Far more daring and stimulating.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Dear God woman. Are you deaf too?

[thenormalsquint]

No, but it appears you are daft.

[adamantined]

What does that have to do with anything?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Since you have brought about this angle of conversation I hold no qualms in informing you that your means of communication with all of the words and phrases known in this great age is dull and unstimulating.