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[vicodincrutch]

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Sink me! When I believed that all pursuits not physically consumed were tiresome... a ball. Wine and revelry are just the elixir I need.

....In truth I must make haste to the apothecary or perhaps the nearest man of the orient and replenish my portion of opium. Peglegs are never fashionable. I have many a coordinating cane. 

Though what a bind I find myself in. My mind is troubled by two issues. Do I take along the whining, limp-wristed pansy? ...or the wife? Even more pressing, do I wear the dark blue silk or amethyst? 

[ooc; backdated before the ball~~]

Comments

[thenormalsquint]

One will and can say the same about you. Do not see me surprised at your attempts to strike me down with words, since you are the man who prefers to call another man a pansy.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

By your logic if everything is of interest it would be entertaining. I am not entertained.

[adamantined]

You could and should be entertained by your hair.

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[nosferotofu.livejournal.com]

Why, this whining, limp-wristed pansy is flattered that you've considered his company at all.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I fear no other will ask him otherwise. Please console the poor sir.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Forgive me. I yawned.

Now. Were I seeking to verbally attack you I would be far more eager to return fire.

He is a pansy in the same way that you are a shrew there are too few words to accurately describe him.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I suppose seeking another arrangement for the ball would pass good time.

...thank you notifs.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

You have not a wife, either. But you have just advertised to the network which side you dress. I'll skip the style tips.

[adamantined]

I think you've already got your hands full deciding on which arrangement to take with you to the ball.

The amethyst, by the way.

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[nosferotofu.livejournal.com]

In truth, I need not your invitation, nor your consideration, monsieur. You paint me far more the pathetic figure than I am.

[dr_conscience]

I am mistaken or have I not seen you just days past? Surely your supply cannot be depleted already.

[misterblackbird.livejournal.com]

I see.

[as_damaged]

The wife didn't expect you'd rise from your usual haze for the occasion.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Tell me, what are you to wear?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Tell me more outrageous assessments. This is good fun. Though I must say you are the palest gypsy I have ever laid eyes on.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Time is passing, though not in the most light hearted of ways. Ah well.

It is a marvelous color. I have already decided to wear both blue and amethyst.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That is why I am not an artist however I have been told that I possess not one but two keen eyes. More than it is needed to see that you are overcompensating.

[misterblackbird.livejournal.com]

I haven't entirely decided, I don't think.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Days! That is nearly a week. Come now. Am I to wait so long?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

One could say I rise to the occasion. That would be your bad sense of humor, not my own. Now that I have asked, you deny me an answer still.

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[nosferotofu.livejournal.com]

'The blue silk or the amethyst?' Fusing over such sundry details, you tell me who is overcompensating.

I have spoken quite plainly to you.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Members of the court notice me. This shall never be a worry of yours so disregard it as such.

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[nosferotofu.livejournal.com]

For your tongue, I'm sure.

The amethyst, if you have not yet decided.

[as_damaged]

I was already planning to attend; it's a novel idea, at least, the two of us going together.

[dr_conscience]

Nearly a week, but - if I recall - you purchased enough for a fortnight, at the least.