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[vicodincrutch]

In the midst of all this misery, well, I don't know how hard some of you pinch. Judging by how much you whine.....it's beside the point one way or the other.

Happy Birthday, Eden.


She didn't want it to get around. But this is her day.
[ooc; no, no it's not.]

Comments

[eiremagic]

It's not me birthday.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Yes it is. Come on. People owe you presents.

[eiremagic]

Yeh know me birthday is in August.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It was a leap year.

[eiremagic]

What kind of presents would I be gettin', anyway?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to see.

[private]

Anything particularly prime, I get ten percent.

Private;

[eiremagic]

I have shite luck with presents.

Yeh can have all the booze.

Private;

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

All the reason to have two birthdays. Go.

I accept.

[designedtoparty]

[Conveniently ignoring Eden's reply. Because where's the fun otherwise?]

And she didn't even tell me?

I could have saved her some of my stash!

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

[Oh yes.]

There's time yet. She likes more than stashes.

[designedtoparty]

Time doesn't make much difference here. I'm a very poor man.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That's why they made 99cent stores.

[designedtoparty]

What if I don't have have 99cents? Like I said, I'm a very poor man. I never have any money!

Maybe we could gift share? You know, you get her something, I write out the label...

Everyone's happy!

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah, a birthday celebration? On so festive a day, too!

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

She did it on purpose. Some people are so modest.


What did you get her.

1/2

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

She had her birthday on St. Patrick's day on purpose?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Well, it's on such short notice, but it will, indeed, be something green.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

She wanted Christmas but Jesus took it first. We all have to make adjustments.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I see. [He does not see.] Well, at any rate, I'm sure that she will have a fantastic day today.

... i am the latest thing that ever lated.

[dr_conscience]

Well, isn't that suspiciously coincidental?

saaaaave the beest for laaaast

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I know. Her parents must have been in on it.

ffffff this is madness. <3

[dr_conscience]

That's the only explanation that fits. Clearly an impressive degree of forethought and dedication went into this.