Dr. Greg House, MD (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
vicodincrutch) wrote2009-03-25 02:21 am
vicodincrutch) wrote2009-03-25 02:21 am
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067. Diagnosis
This isn't picture day, it's dirty laundry day. Good to know I'm not the only one with stinky socks. I'm no Paris Hilton or whoever else is the Enquirer flavor of the week so I don't know who'd want to cherish moments like these forever on film. But, here we are. From that left angle I look like an emaciated Harrison Ford. Maybe not. A picture's worth a blah blah blah. I don't need to finish it, you know. I can think of several words just on the tip of my tongue, most of them have four letters.
Speaking of distractions, a man goes to the doctor's office. He's wrapped in cellophane and says, "Doc, I got a problem." The doctor looks at him and says, "first off I can clearly see your nuts."
Speaking of distractions, a man goes to the doctor's office. He's wrapped in cellophane and says, "Doc, I got a problem." The doctor looks at him and says, "first off I can clearly see your nuts."