I would love the irony, if I actually was an artist. Too bad that I personally have rejected art since I was basically born.

But we are doomed as a society. It's a slippery slope until we let our desires consume us. I'm sorry for your ultimate loss, but I don't think you even deserve visitation rights. I don't think you even have a proper claim to the wonderfully named Dog the dog. Comedy and your sad lack of visitation rights are ultimately two different arguments. Good try though.