[This modern time doctor is so ready to talk up the cinematic merits of Face/Off except he knows already that it will go unappreciated. Observational eye catches the particular choice in clothing. Nod. Nod.]

I'm told that's a common from time to time. At least he left you one, right?

[He hooks his cane on the high hanging examination lights and sits heavily in the wheeling stool.]

So before we get started you went to war. Were you vaccinated?