062. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

I've seen some displays of sap. But you? I feel like I've been nursing off of a redwood. One more holiday to go and then the season of peak insincerity can finally come to a close. Do we all really love each other with that wishes of peace? I mean, besides the nazis. That's more than a little obvious. And the monsters. Nazis and monsters aside, do you honestly give a crap about everyone else? No. You don't. Because you can't possibly have feelings for every single person. It's not logical also more than half of you are idiots.

While I'm on a roll: City made the Zombie AIDS and then cured it. Game over with a fizzle. No hunt. No build up. I can't think of a time I've been this disappointed. The deities should stick to playing another game and leave mine alone.

Comments

[do-you-bleed.livejournal.com]

That ain't a good imitation of me.

And okay, okay, I ain't a doctor, man. I'm an actor.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

When I catch it. Who knows between now and then. I'll remember this.

We can put your open heart surgery right after. I'm clear for the night.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I think I'll pass and shoot myself in the foot instead.

[eiremagic]

What, do you think one batch will kill you? In Scotland they practically deep fry the entire plate.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Whoopsy. Better luck next time.

I knew you weren't really a waitress.

voice;

[thomasasks.livejournal.com]

It just... stopped? Poof? "HORRIBLE ZOMBIES, OH NEVERMIND"? That is kinda anticlimactic.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Copycat. Not everyone can look this glamorous with a limp. Well, I'm sure you'll succeed in a different way nonetheless. We can go cane shopping.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I was thinking about getting one of those electric wheelchairs.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Kinda nothing. What Hot Topic chewed you up and spit you out? It is anticlimactic.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That's okay. We all can't be athletic.

[thomasasks.livejournal.com]

There aren't any Hot Topics here, I'm an imitation of an imitation of counter-culture.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I could beat you in a race.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No. Several batches could. I'm feeling scalpel happy. Oh well. You're sharing.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Good that you're accepting it. Too bad it still doesn't make you special. It just makes you more pathetic.

[eiremagic]

It'll be terrific.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I can manage a win.

[thomasasks.livejournal.com]

Okay, so what's your name? So I know what to write in my Myspace while I'm cutting my wrists and crying.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Oh internet pity parties need names now? I've heard of everything. Dr. Greg House.

[thomasasks.livejournal.com]

I like to make them as personal as possible. Hi. I'm Brody.

[do-you-bleed.livejournal.com]

Well, no, I'm a dude so I can't be a waitress.

You a film critic on the side? Because you sure remind me of one.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

'Manage.'

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The better to assemble that list. Then I'll really be sorry.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Figure of speech.

No. This service is on the house. Enjoy.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Oh, now you're upset about it? A little slow on the uptake.

[thomasasks.livejournal.com]

They'll all be sorry.

I'm bored of Angsty Teen, can I be Evil Villain now?